Veritas Airways...tells it like it is!

Consensus:  This just isn't quite clever enough yet...

http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/2006/09/fear_of_flying_welcome_aboard.html

It might nowadays be wise to include cautionary mention of the diverting consequences of leaving cellphones, IPODs, Blackberries - or anything - behind in your seat as you deplane.  Passengers could also benefit from a reminder to exercise vigilant awareness during all visits to the lavatories..."Whatever you do please do not allow your clip-on electronic entertainment or communication devices to come loose and drop into the blue juice!"